HORSES Randwick Race 8 – Carrington Stakes – 1400m#3 Order Again – $6.50   This Chris Waller-trained gelding looks set for this, good first-up when winning, drops back in distance, quiet trial since, this recipe points to a peak performance second up.  Often gets back in its races but finishes faster than you in the sheets! … Continued

HORSES Magic Millions 2yo Classic – Gold Coast R6 No.12 Swift Witness win @ $4.00 and No.14 Miss Hipstar @ $19/$5.50. “Going with a two-pronged attack for the Gold Coast 2yo feature, both these girls are backing up within 7 days which as been a money-making form factor in previous years. Gai’s horses are running through brick walls … Continued

HORSES Doomben Race 8 No.11 Isotope @ $1.70 WIN Absolutely trotted in last start and hard to see anything turning the tables on the Gollan flying machine, the wet track doesn’t hold any fears! RandwickRace 5 No.4 Fulmina @ $2.70 WIN Expect this horse to be much closer in the run than was first up, was the run … Continued

HORSES The Villiers Randwick Race 8 No.11 Berdibek @ $26 Each Way In a very open race don’t be surprised if the John Oshea trained galloper storms home at bloody huge odds and causes a boilover, the run at Kembla was full of merit and trial since says ready to go in the Xmas feature … Continued

HORSES Lee Steere Classic Ascot R6 No.3 Chantorque $4.40 WIN This filly s airborne this preparation and looks to continue the picket fence form with the step up to 1400m looking perfect at a track she has never lost a race at. A.J Scahill Stakes Ascot R7 No.10 Celebrity Queen $2.00 WIN Was enormous late … Continued

Well we lost a live one overnight. The bloke who’s smashed more bags than we’ve had beers, who was just as good off-field as he was on it, and one of those rare souls who was never, ever boring. Vale Diego Maradona. Way out West where the rain don’t fall we have the Winterbottom Stakes as … Continued

Paddy was in the stables looking at two new horses he had purchased. They were a steal, but for some reason, they didn’t have branding, and he was having trouble telling them apart. He sipped his warm cup of tea and was suddenly struck by a brilliant idea. “I’ll measure them!”, he said out loud … Continued

So to say we have had a big week would be an understatement with a huge Melbourne Cup day and then Origin 1 in Adelaide. We attended both apparently! So you will hopefully forgive us if this edition of the newsletter of somewhat short, sharp and shiny….. Not cause we are feeling seedy though. We just … Continued

In a major shock to begin Grand Final week, ASIC in conjunction with the NRL Integrity Unit have raided the Guru’s premises during the early hours of Tuesday morning. Following the release of an unsubstantiated sex tape, a major newspaper leak and a string of viral texts reporting that he had a perfect round of … Continued

The Guru’s streak was brutally broken last week in another high scoring, see-sawing affair that has typified this whole crazy NRL finals series in 2020. Throw in a positive pre-match drug test, a sizeable early lead, a crucial game-changing penalty goal hitting the posts and it’s fair to say that Eels punters experienced more sickening … Continued